...ELEGANCE IS MY NAME

sharmela
sharme * sharm
09071986
cancer
music * dance * movies * books * frendz

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currently, crazy abt
wentworth miller
from prison break!!
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sharmgal@hotmail.com

...MY PALS

ARCHTOMATO
CINDY
CHIU RU
FATHIMA
JAMIE
KENNY
LAVANYA
LEENA
MEIFONG
NAZREEN
PRIVINA
SAIFUL
XIU YAN
YI HENG


...HISTORY

  • July 2005
  • August 2005
  • September 2005
  • October 2005
  • November 2005
  • December 2005
  • January 2006
  • February 2006
  • March 2006
  • April 2006
  • May 2006
  • June 2006
  • July 2006
  • August 2006
  • September 2006
  • October 2006
  • November 2006
  • December 2006
  • January 2007
  • February 2007
  • March 2007
  • April 2007
  • May 2007
  • June 2007
  • July 2007
  • September 2007
  • November 2007



  • ...CRACK THE CODE

    Tuesday, April 10

    Laws; Theorems; Rules

    LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

    LAW OF TELEPHONE : When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

    LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

    LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

    LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

    BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

    LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

    LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

    LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

    THEATRE RULE : People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last

    LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

    16:30
    In a world of ma own ;


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